With Champions all finished, it’s time for an update on Trimmed Completionist Cape:
- Speak to Lanthus while wearing a full set of profound decorative armour - 70/4150 tickets
Defeated all champions - 13/13
- Completed all court cases - 6/16
- Completed the Dahmaroc statue in your player-owned house -14/30 weeks
- Attain the highest Esteem rank possible from training in the Runespan - 167k/211k points
- Poke Vorago’s eye out
- Survive the Shadow beneath the Barrows
- Earned the right to wear the title ‘of Daemonheim’ - 37/60 floors
The list is getting smaller! I’ll be working on dungeoneering and runespan next, runespan when afk and dungeoneering when free :) looks like I’m on course to be starting with castle wars in a few weeks, although I’ll probably be trying out more barrows with clan mates, and maybe look in to a Vorago team or mass.
TIL that Ice-T is responsible for the infamous line “… I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one”, not Jay-Z.
Hydro Pump - by Melissa Smith
So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film.
"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries! It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop
this is from spy kids
Do you want to get an Xbox One, but you feel like your significant other is more interested in boring things like knitting / line dancing / watching water boil? Don’t worry, Microsoft has got you covered! They offer a form letter that you can fill out and send to your honey / sweetie / sugar momma. You can even share it on Facebook, Twitter, and Linkedin, if you want to spread the embarrassment around!
It’s funny because women don’t play video games, and men have to deceive and cajole to get their support! Ha-ha!
As if I needed another reason to dislike Microsoft.
… If you remove everything in that image that’s written in green text, which is what’s written in by the person who wants to send the form (in this case, possibly the OP) the form is quite open ended. If you click on the lines to add stuff, there is stuff to send it to both men and women. You can even send it to Dread Lord (whatever the hell that is).
It’s completely customisable.
In fact, here’s one I just did, picking options at random.
Hell, there are even options to send it to your parents or grandparents.
So, please, tell me again. How is this sexist exactly?